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Odd jobs

Fri Jun 1, 2007 1:51 PM EDT
business, jobs, art, goals, auctions, odd-jobs, first-job, temping, butterfields, hershey-park
By TheJonesGirl

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Worked out.

Photo by Till Krech. (License: Creative Commons Attribution)

The first image result for "work." Cool, no?

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A coworker and I were discussing our past jobs over morning coffee today, and I realized that almost every job in my past has been a conversation piece of sorts. My very very first job only lasted a day, cleaning out the cages in a judge's ring at a cat show, back when my mom raised and showed Tonkinese cats. I enjoyed it, it was a great way to get to see all the kitties and their (odd) owners.

The parents didn't want me to work in high school, so I didn't have my first real job until the summer before my first year of college, when I signed up with a temp agency. Though I had no office skills, they sent me to a mortgage office where I spent one day trying to figure out how to use a fax machine. Needless to say, my tenure there was short. The agency then sent me to a warehouse, where I was to package herbal tea. The procedure was simple. A huge bag of teabags was poured onto a table, then I and a bunch of other women would gather them and put them into boxes. That lasted all of one day for me.

During the school year in college, I worked at the library reserve desk, which allowed for lots of study time, and shelving books down in the stacks, which was enjoyable for the chance to look through the stacks for obscure books to read. My last year in college, I worked in the alumni office as a caller, contacting alumni for donations, then as a supervisor in the call center. During the summers, I found myself in Hershey, PA, where my father was working at the time, and spent one summer as a ride operator at HersheyPark, a fun, fun job.

Being a ride operator, I had the chance to "drive" (well, sit in and monitor) the monorail and work in the control booths of many rides. Amongst other fun memories, there was the time I had to clean out an "accident" in one of the cars of a big spinning wheel, which started horizontal, then went vertical, spinning the occupants upside-down. I covered the ride in a cat litter-like substance, then hosed it down, and decided to help the drying along by running the ride empty. What I didn't think of was that the water would splash out, hitting the line of people waiting for the ride to reopen. Let's just say that those in line didn't think it was water hitting them and scattered to the winds...

Graduating into the recession in 1995, with a degree in Anthropology and no desire for grad school, I found myself working at the Fresno State Bookstore, then at See's Candy, as I feverishly applied for jobs, any job, that would allow me to move to San Francisco, a dream of mine since childhood. See's was another fun place to work, despite the white dressed with big black bows at the neck that we all had to wear. Blueberry truffles were freely available to munch on at breaks (or any other chocolate you desired).

I found a job in 1996 on Alcatraz Island, working with tourists with tremendous excitement (my commute was by ferry!) I faced each day. A year after starting there, I was selected as one of eight people to plan and work on the Evening Tours, a now very-successful program on the Island. Hands-down, this was the greatest job I have had. Not only was there the commute by ferry from the city, but I was paid to research interpretive programs, interview former prisoners and families of guards who had been on the Island and entertain visitors to the Island each night with the programs I developed. And added perk were the chances to sleep over on the Island--I've slept in the Birdman's cell and more scarily, in the prison hospital. However, this position paid very little, so I began to look for something new.

Something new was the art and antique auction business, with Butterfields, a small, San Francisco based auction house. My roles throughout my time there included customer service, being an executive administrator, working with speciality departments from wine, to ethnographic arts, to contemporary art, and even clerking and auctioneering a few times. The work was interesting and enjoyable, the cast of characters in the office and as clients engaging and infuriating, depending on the day and the property I worked around gorgeous. My experience with auctions lead me to a chance to work in an even smaller auction house specializing in antique arms and armor, then to the more laid back world of business auctions.

The places I work have become a bit less "odd" in the past three years, as I have been temping in places ranging from editorial work at a legal search site and my current position in an investment bank. At the moment, I am concentrating on my science courses to get me to my goal of forensic scientist...then I will be up and running with more colorful resume entries.

Now it is your turn--what are some of your odder jobs? Or your first job? Your most enjoyable job? Or, for you young'uns here, what is your goal or "dream job?"

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TheJonesGirl

Live to work or work to live?

  • 2 votes
Reply#1 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 1:52 PM EDT
tke132

Work to live, I say. I once had the job of moving a Kay Bee Toys from one end of a mall to another. We did it in one night, and it was great being able to have access to any toy in the store in the middle of a mall in the middle of the night. I think some of those toys are still in the rafters of that mall.

  • 3 votes
#1.1 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 4:00 PM EDT
TheJonesGirl

But wasn't it spooky in the mall in the middle of the night? All those mannequins...

  • 2 votes
#1.2 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 4:07 PM EDT
tke132

It was kind of spooky, but there were several of us and we were basically having fun the whole time.

  • 3 votes
#1.3 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 4:19 PM EDT
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BlaiseP

Definitely work to live. Any number of bizarre jobs come to mind. My entry into software consulting begins in this wise:

I came back to the States after a considerable period overseas, bummed around a while and began driving a cab in Chicago. Sat down next to a man in a restaurant, who was complaining to his friends along the coffee counter. He had a computer, but nobody would program it for him. I spoke up, and said, "If you can do it on a calculator, I can do it on your computer."

The task wasn't really too hard, though it did involve some matrix mechanics. Essentially, he was bought and sold commodities futures contracts, making (and losing) some money on the side. He worked as a stationary engineer for Oscar Mayer on the night shift. I went up to his apartment, he made me a drink and we solved the problem in BASIC over several hours on his Atari 800. The problem wasn't really solved, for I needed to write a file system.

What would it take to finish up the job, he asked.

"Jeez, I dunno, I've never written a file system, I'd have to learn how. It's in the manual, though, I'm sure I could figure it out, given time."

"I don't have a whole lot of money to pay you", he said. "But I do have a spare bedroom you could live in, and you could eat out of the fridge, and I'd pay you what I could. I'd certainly pay you more, but I need the system built to make any serious money from trading futures."

"Throw in some cash for coffee at the restaurant downstairs, and smokes, and we've got a deal."

So I drove the cab back to Elston and Augusta in Chicago, put my cab license in my pocket and never drove a cab again. Over the next few months, I did write that file system and a good data entry module, a graphing component, reports, and a self-replicating program which looks an awful lot like a virus in action. We made a rather considerable pile of money in grains futures on Chicago Board of Trade, and I went on to a career writing software, a well-paying, interesting job I truly enjoy.

My first client became my second father, and I suppose I was as close to a son as anyone in his life. I grew to love him, I named my son for him. He was the St Francis of Old Town Chicago, the kindliest man I've ever known, a great friend of animals, he donated money to the ASPCA and dozens of small charities. When he passed away, I came into possession of his estate: thousands of books, his vast collection of tools and two cats. When I use one of his tools, I quietly murmur, "Thank you, Dan Hyland."

He was not a messy man, but he threw very little away. When he passed away, at the most untimely age of 62, I was obliged to sort through his papers and art, a task which took months. My wife would ask, "When are you going to grieve for him?"

"When I'm done with the estate."

He died in August. The following October, I rode my bicycle 98 miles, two loops of a huge triangle, from Elgin to Wheaton to Batavia. At the close of the day, I stood in a little gravel triangle at the most northerly point, raised my hands over my head, faced the sunset and prayed for a vision.

My little daughter, then perhaps 6, had a collection of plastic animals, accurately rendered, dogs and cats. I made her a little house from the foam and cardboard of a disk drive box, cutting windows in the cardboard. She put little squares of toilet paper in the box, bedding for the animals.

That night, I dreamed either the box had grown to perhaps 30 meters on a side. Every inch of the floor was completely covered in quilts and pillows: much as Dan's floor was, when our little family came down to visit him in the apartment. In the dream, I was covering up my little son, then perhaps 4. A large doorway appeared in the wall, and Dan's kitchen could be seen through the opening.

He emerged from the kitchen, not a bit ghostly, just Dan, in his old starched Army fatigue shirts he loved to wear to work. He shyly looked at me, I rose to my feet and held him by the forearms, ecstatic.

"It's really you, isn't it?"

He looked at me, and conveyed without words the contents of my previous dream, of Ireland and the Good Friday Peace Accords. It was him, sans doute.

"And can you return in this way?" I asked, incredulous, giddy with both fear and happiness.

"Oh yes", he replied.

I awoke, tears streaming down my face. I did grieve for him, I still do, no August 17 goes by without the old wound aching. But my last words to him were "I love you, Dan" and I have not lived in the cold shadow of regret. I have his tools. I have his books. I would like to think he made me a better man.

  • 7 votes
Reply#2 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 4:28 PM EDT
tke132

Blaise, have you thought about making what you just wrote into a Personal Narrative story?

  • 2 votes
#2.1 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 4:36 PM EDT
BlaiseP

Oh I dunno. Hanging my ass (and heart) out the window like this isn't my normal modus operandi. I haven't been here long enough to fully explore the place, didn't even know there was a Personal Narrative area.

  • 4 votes
#2.2 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 4:44 PM EDT
TheJonesGirl

What a great, incredible story, Blaise! It's funny how fate sends certain people our way, isn't it?

I've had numerous dreams of relatives who are deceased and I've wondered if it is their spirit visiting and not "just a dream" because they were so lifelike.

And I agree with tke--your story should be a personal narrative :)

  • 2 votes
#2.3 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 4:53 PM EDT
tke132

Well, here it is if you decide you want to join up and post. I am sure there are lots of people that would really like the story. Heck, copy and paste it into a new article...

  • 3 votes
#2.4 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 4:55 PM EDT
BlaiseP

Very considerate of you, thank you.

  • 2 votes
#2.5 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 4:56 PM EDT
bigfatdrunk

Wow, BlaiseP, that was awesome.

    #2.6 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 5:41 PM EDT
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    Brian Ford

    My list isn't odd -- but it's long:

    Since I was old enough to have a job:

    1. Paper Boy
    2. Bus Boy
    3. Stocker at Lumber Yard
    4. 3rd Shift Grocery Stocker
    5. The Guy who cleaned the tables in the dining area at Ball State University
    6. Taco Bell for two weeks (also at BSU)
    7. Waldenbooks
    8. 3rd Shift reorganizing a department store in a mall (2nd job while working at waldenbooks)
    9. Godfather's Pizza
    10. Dillon's Grocery Store (2 days)
    11. Foozle's Book Store
    12. Computer City
    13. Systems Material Handling (warehouse job)
    14. Cinemark Projectionist
    15. Co-owner (Vice President of Production!) of design firm -- currently considering a reorganization of that effort
    16. Eddie Bauer
    17. Taught at-risk kids in k-12 art, after school hours -- also taught in correctional facilities for a short period of time. Had to quit when the company I worked stopped handing out pay checks with the excuse that we should be willing to suffer a bit for the cause.
    18. "Contracted" graphic designer for some @!$%# in Kansas City
    19. 3am-11pm groundskeeping job at golf course.
    20. Half Price Books
    21. More different Half Price Books (Quit because the then manager was a corrupt asswad
    22. Trial Specialist and Graphic Designer for Large Kansas City area law firm

    And, that's where I've been for the last 2 years and several months.

    • 2 votes
    Reply#3 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 8:23 PM EDT
    TheJonesGirl

    From a projectionist to a teacher--that's quite a list, Brian!

      #3.1 - Mon Jun 4, 2007 1:03 PM EDT
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      Brad Leclerc

      Hmm....lets see....

      Stock boy for crappy grocery store, Cashier for crappy grocery store, and then Subway all within 2 months

      Gas station attendant for 6 months

      Call center rep for a cell phone company for 4 months

      Call center rep for OTHER cell phone company for 8 months

      Data entry for local newspaper...then photojournalist for the same paper, 5 months total

      3 more call centers switching around between clients from one company, 6 months

      Most of those were dispersed between runs of college and university courses, never sticking with one major enough to get that little piece of paper

      and now my current job, as Special Analyst and random task person for a tiny (but rapidly growing) software and content development company focusing mainly on e-learning for the pass few months, and it looks like i'll hopefully be at it a while, since i'm not in school at the moment, and work from home with my room mates. A job I can do in my bedroom without pants is a job I want to keep!

        Reply#4 - Fri Jun 1, 2007 8:34 PM EDT
        Phaedrus72

        I once had a job in the early 90's, before the Navy, at a nursing home as a nurse's assistance. Part of my job was to give the residents enemas if needed, and if that didn't work, well.. let's just we manually had to un-impact their bowels. It's amazing to me what a person can get used to doing. But even that said, that was the best job I ever had, because of the interaction with the residents, getting to know them and their stories and just talking with them. Some of them you grow quite attached to and it is especially hard when they finally pass on. I could write an entire article about my experiences at the nursing home.

        • 1 vote
        Reply#5 - Sat Jun 2, 2007 10:07 AM EDT
        TheJonesGirl

        I give you kudos for finding a very silver lining in what must have been a difficult job.

          #5.1 - Mon Jun 4, 2007 2:01 PM EDT
          Phaedrus72

          1. Winn Dixie as a bagger, then stock boy
          2. Sears as a cashier in children's clothing and children's furniture
          3. Kroger as a bagger, then cashier
          4. JC Penney as a cashier in children's clothing and furniture
          5. nursing home as a nursing assistant
          6. US Navy for 6 years as a Navy Nuclear Machinist Mate
          7. A subcontractor for Dupont in the making of Tyvek Homewrap, first as a machine operator, then lab operator, then process engineer assistant, then process technician, then floor supervisor
          8. A manufacturor of prescription lenses as a machine operator
          9. Brian the cable guy, I installed cable tv for a couple weeks
          10. truck driver
          11. a couple odd jobs through a temp agency such as making sandwhiches on a production line
          12. oil/gas pipeline company, first as a utility man, and then a pipeline operator
          13. back to being a truck driver

          Now I've decided to go back to school in my off time, but I'm still not sure what I really want to be when I grow up.

            #5.2 - Mon Jun 4, 2007 6:29 PM EDT
            Phaedrus72

            Oh, I forgot that I worked at Wendy's for about 2 months in the early 90's. I was at work and we watched the LA riots unfold live on television, in the dining area.

              #5.3 - Mon Jun 4, 2007 6:30 PM EDT
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              Ben Hoare

              Just a quick note to say how much I enjoyed reading this piece. Recently I've been thinking a lot about different ways of writing autobiographically, and I love the idea of picking a theme, such as your work experiences, and basing your narrative around that. It interests me that you didn't originally intend this piece for the 'Personal Narratives' section, as it is an excellent example of a personal narrative!

              In the UK a question that is often asked when meeting new people is what job you do, as though to answer that question is to give people an insight into who you are. This is great for people who love their jobs and have some kind of personal investment in them, but it can be frustrating for those who don't. Is this an equally common question in other countries?

              Perhaps another interesting question to ask, given the wide range of jobs you've described in your account, and the occasionally very rapid turnover of occupations, is to what extent your profession influences your identity. I'd love to hear about people's experiences of this issue.

              • 2 votes
              Reply#6 - Sun Jun 3, 2007 11:13 AM EDT
              TheJonesGirl

              Thank you, Ben!

              I agree about the asking people what they do--it is just as common here in the US, I kinda like the raised eyebrows when I say I am temping and returning to school in my 30's, an age when most of my peers are well into a career.

              My profession influenced who I am much more when I was in the auction biz, due to the usual 12-16 hour days I was putting in and my utter lack of a life outside of work and hanging out with friends in the industry. At the moment, work is a necessary evil to pay the bills and for school, and I avoid at all costs the politics and the like of the workplaces to which I am sent. It's nice to put in my 8 hours then have the rest of the day for me :)

                #6.1 - Mon Jun 4, 2007 1:09 PM EDT
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                chill

                when I was 14 or so I spent a week packing Mexican Jumping beans into little "tourist" packs

                ai carumba

                • 2 votes
                Reply#7 - Mon Jun 4, 2007 1:58 PM EDT
                TheJonesGirl

                I once opened the jumping bean and liberated the worm into my parents' garden.

                • 1 vote
                #7.1 - Mon Jun 4, 2007 2:00 PM EDT
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